Rot your eyes, Alpha

Johnny was annoyed to find his "bargain" new gun was actually an electric razor.

Just finished a Strontium Dog script. I'll probably send it to Dogbreath, despite not hearing back on the last one. That's the way I roll. (And who else can I send it to?).

P.S. The watermarking on the above image is okay -it was drawn by Dave Thomson and is cut from my contributor's copy to the "Get Well Carlos" comic that was done last year when the comic great was sick.

Sleigh Bells Ring, Are You Listening?

The closest you'll come to a present. Naughty Boy!

Is it wrong to have written a story about Christmas cannibalism?

Does reindeer decapitation capture the Festive Spirit?

Ah, well, too late to ask such questions. I don't put this stuff in my head - I take it out.