|Well, that didn't work|
Another rejection from Tharg today. Bah.
I sent it off in October. In an effort to stand out from the rest of the slush pile, I enclosed a 36 page mock-prog that I had printed. It contained some of the small press stories I've had (a Dredd from Zarjaz, a Strontium Dog from Dogbreath, a Futurequake tale and a couple of other things). I even made up my own my own Damage Report in the small text and some Nerve Centre blurb about how it was a prog from the future. The argument was that Tharg had to accept the script because the future Tharg already had (and Tharg is never wrong).
In fact, Matt Smith was sufficiently kind not to mention this silly thing in his standard rejection.
I thought it was worth a shot. Turns out it was just vanity publishing.