|I'd see a doctor about that, mate.|
See that, up there? That's the cover for Dogbreath 26. In which I have not one, but two, stories. So, um, go to the Futurequake Press shop and order two. It should be out in November, at Thought Bubble. You can find out more at the Dogbreath and Zarjaz site.
And did I mention the cover is for a story written by little old me? It is, you know.